February 2012
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November 2011
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Things you can say at Thanksgiving… →
conflictingheart:
1. Talk about a huge breast. 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It’s Cool Whip time. 4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst. 5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread! 6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It’s a little…
October 2011
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chloeelise:
Probably the best thing I have ever seen.
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Whatever and fuck it. Going to bed.
September 2011
73 posts
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Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly...
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Boots and Shorts
miguelofthedark:
I’m just:
WHAT? WERE YOUR FEET COLD, AND YOUR VAGINA HOT??
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I just got into Slytherin. Hell yes. Just what I...
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