lonelywhiteasian: D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE TREBLE. *classical music starts playing* *skrillex is confused and homeless*
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
I wish that I could put my hand in my pocket and, no matter what, I could pull out an exact amount of weed for whatever I was doing at the moment.
Playing Battlefield 3 on the Xbox. Gamertag us...
honksy: *on my deathbed* nurse: do you have any last words me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless……………. *the light goes out of my eyes* *a small piece of paper falls out of my hand* *the paper says one word only* “sike”
ihatealpacas: what happens if yahoo tries to censor swearing and porn.. omg.